Communincations Major, in Sexting

Communincations Major, in Sexting

A Bachelor’s in Sexting Communications. Sound good?

A communications major in Sexting is your door to the future! --- Steve Jobs

You’ve invested thousands of hours in sexting so far, want to make it pay off big?

The pressure is huge. Think you can handle it?

Do you have any experience in sexting? If so, a communications degree may open big doors in the networking arena for you.

Want to take it to the next level?

How about a Sociology degree, a Master’s in Social Networking?

YES, YOU CAN ACHIEVE TOTAL MASTERY OF SEXTING AND GET PAID FOR IT FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE!

And why not build up your other social skills? Yes! Associate degrees in Friending and Unfriending are being offered at many schools now.

Apply for a scholarship from FaceBook.com or MySpace.com!

Okay, if you got this far, you know where we’re going with this.

Yep, we want you to take a look at the time you’re investing in texting, friending, sexing, etc. Time you are taking away from the rest of your life, from your sleep, and from your studies, most likely.

sexting on the iphone

Let’s for a moment not even worry that your whole life could be ruined by sexing— you could be arrested and charged.

Yep yep yep. No lie. You could be registered for life as a sex offender— even charged with child pornography if the person in the picture (EVEN IF THAT PERSON IS YOU) is considered underage.

But enough about the law of the land. Let’s talk about the real law of your time, the determinants of your future.

What if you took that sexting/texting/friending time and invested it instead into your classwork? Your studies?

The return from study time has LIFELONG VALUE!!!

Long after the brief thrills of sexting/texting etc are gone, your study knowledge will increase your income, your job viability, your lifetime income security.

Now we apologize to Steve Jobs for the fake quote RE sexting. (Actually, Erudio met Mr Jobs at the Mars launch at JPL, a couple of years ago— such a down-to-earth regular guy, to have been born pre-equipped with a next-gen brain.)

Here’s a real quote for you, from the non-fake and very sincere Steve Jobs…

Speaking at Stanford, he spoke of finding your way in life: “You have to trust in something—your gut, destiny, life, karma, whatever. This approach has never let me down, and it has made all the difference in my life.”

Trust in yourself, in your intuition, believe in your destiny, yes. How could anyone say it better?

But your destiny needs help. You need to obtain the guidance of deep knowledge. That guidance is called education!

studying headache

Lay down foundational tracks of knowledge, through education, and train that sensibility.

Invest your time WISELY! Time is all you have, all any of us have.

How do you think the return on your time investment FOR STUDY would compare to the return you get now, for texting/sexting/friending?

Educate, educate, educate!

Rantus Terminus, friends.

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